{"product_id":"certified-arcane-weirdo-velveteen-plush-blanket-witchy-goblincore-celestial-crystals","title":"Certified Arcane Weirdo Velveteen Plush Blanket | witchy goblincore, celestial crystals","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft velveteen blanket printed with a whimsical occult badge: a black cat seated inside a crescent rendered in jewel-toned facets, framed by vine motifs and the phrase “Certified Arcane Weirdo.” The artwork blends witchy and goblincore cues—celestial stars, crystal-like crescent, and leafy accents—creating a playful, nature-adjacent vibe for someone who leans into mystical mischief. Neutral background with iridescent jewel accents keeps the look cottagecore-adjacent while signalling chaos-gremlin energy and familiar vibes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant colour \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² \/ 300 g\/m²) with extra-soft hand \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Meets flammability and chemical compliance requirements \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean - Do not iron \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":54158422147401,"sku":"28054810628401479441","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":54158422180169,"sku":"16260735004437084319","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":54158422212937,"sku":"61571172662904157026","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1005\/2160\/7497\/files\/898256713582016621_2048_custom.jpg?v=1775608321","url":"https:\/\/ablueembercreative.com\/products\/certified-arcane-weirdo-velveteen-plush-blanket-witchy-goblincore-celestial-crystals","provider":"A Blue Ember Creative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}